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This is outrageous! I can't believe I'm stuck in this disgusting male body! As if you haven't done enough, Ephraim, now you have to go and steal my gender?

Let's get something perfectly clear. It's not a date unless I say it's a date.

Something's severely wrong with the weather. One of the windows in the hall downstairs shattered, and the winds almost make it impossible to walk down there.

When did I acquire so many admirers, exactly?

Ah, it seems I'm expected to keep company with the random dolt from my previous entry for a few hours. I haven't a clue what getting 'terminated' means, but until I have proven that I'm better than Ephraim, I don't intend to find out.

At least Tana hasn't managed to get herself mixed in with this mess. Hopefully she will remain back home, where she belongs.

What is the meaning of this? Ephraim, if this is your doing, I'd have to say your sense of humor has not improved.

And he's like, it's better than yours.